She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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