You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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