i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
