OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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