Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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