saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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