I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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