Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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