Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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