I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Shame is for Republicans.
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