Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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