my being single is dangerous.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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