That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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