**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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