Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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