nut hugger
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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