where does the pee come out of this thing
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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