Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Mom said you looked used
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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