he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
