it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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