We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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