am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My penis needs a shock collar
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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