just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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