I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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