I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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