Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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