So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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