why didn't you poke me back
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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