Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He passed out mid-signature
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
