dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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