normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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