Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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