didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
