Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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