And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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