I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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