Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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