I'm going to jail i love you
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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