glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
