and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I am naked and annoyed.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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