bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
