She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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