I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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