Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
