I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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