all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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