I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
