apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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