i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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