So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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